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Who would win a Barbarian Battle Royal?

the Setting: a battle field ,no mounts are allowed, and a slew of medevil weapons thrown about.
the Competitors are:
1. Conan (Dark Horse Comics) v
2. Lion O (Thundercats) v
3. He-man ( Masters of the Universe) v
4. Cratos (God of War)

Conan. He is utterly awesome in the comics.
But I really loved the God of War game, and Kratos.
Why? Because he fought so much utter ruthlessness and no nonsense skill (just like Conan does). But, he was given access to highly super-powered artifact weapons and powers of the Gods. (kind of overpowering him) whereas Conan would have no special favors or divine gifts to beat his enemies.

He-Man is very overpowered strengthwise for this match.
But his weapon skill is least of these 4. He’s too goody goody because of his incredible strength. His target audience is too young to show this kind of real fighting to.
(He needs many more lessons from Man-At-Arms.)

Lion O is very tough, but still a child at heart. Very awesome sword here, and cat skill and abilities, but he is also too nice a fighter to win this battle. Maybe he can overcome Mum-Ra with but a single mistake, but these guys here, except maybe He-man, will easily kill him if Lion-O makes one. Big difference in experience here. (Go Play with Snarf!)

The match would come down to weapon skill and lethal battle tactics. Kratos and Conan would obliterate all the others in minutes and their battle would continue for days.

Unless Kratos had his Blades of Chaos attached to his arms by those chains, or any other special weapon or power,
Conan would eventually win. “Crom, Count the Dead!” Otherwise, Kratos could and would beat even the mighty Cimmarian.

Hero Worship: Conan

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